Thursday, June 22, 2006

Kimmy'isms

Lately, I have been making up my own words or using completely wrong words in sentences. I blame it on the heat.

Me: I'm so hot.
Bertrand: Do you want me to turn on the AC for you?
Me: No, I just need to get acquainted.
Bertrand: Oh. Acclimated.

Me: I don't know what I'd do without my phone. I am completely decapacitated without it.
Bertrand: Incapacitated?

Bertrand: Is the internet working for you?
Me: No. I gave up because it was connecting but not giving me an ipconfig.
Bertrand: Oh. You couldn't get an IP address.

8 comments:

Graham said...

Haha. Well at least Bertrand is already learning to translate for you, so nothing to worry about.

steve said...

wow. this is so much like me and andria.

Art said...

You have a "twin" sister! My girlfriend and I saw her at "Cascal" in Mt. View last night... ;-)

kimbalina said...

How do you know it wasn't me...?
It wasn't. But what makes you so sure? ;)

Art said...

hehehe...Nice! The reason I thought it wasn't you was that your boyfriend wasn't with "you" and you guys seem inseparable! :-)

kimbalina said...

haha. *cough*. husband. =)

Art said...

lol...I guess I'm a bit late to the party! I just now noticed the wedding pics. ;-)

steve said...

Mrs. Malaprop?