Monday, January 29, 2007

Notable quotes

I've been hearing some funny things around me lately...

Girl trying to sell herself as a star on American Idol: "I have poise, personality, and confidentiality."

A friend talking about a recovering cancer patient: "Yeah, his cancer went into intermission."

Miss America contestant when asked what super power she'd like to have: "I wish I had photogenic memory."

A friend saying how he needed to take sleeping pills when getting on a plane: "I can't handle flying so I make sure to pop in some Tylenol PM or Levitra when I get on the plane."

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