Anybody home?

Today is my last day of work for an entire month. I have promised myself and Bertrand that I would not check my work email for the next 30 days. I am taking a screenshot of my inbox before I leave and after I return. Aside from scrambling around the entire day tying up loose ends, I have done a fine job of being completely scatterbrained. I just got out of a meeting and can't remember a single word I said even though I was the facilitator. I keep finding myself calling people and as soon as they pick up, forget the reason I called. Perfect time for a vacation.