Ever since I've joined the ranks of parenthood, I feel like I have lost any filter on my speech or thoughts. Actually...it probably started when I was pregnant, but has gone completely out the window now. Now, talking about bodily functions...their frequency, smell, texture, and anything else gross is such a normal part of my every day conversation that I completely forget when I am in public...that this is not normal. What? Not everyone has to change their shirts a couple of times a day because of spit up or not everyone gets the occasional pee in the face?
Too much information? What's that again?
I was warned this would happen.