Guy: Hello! This is blah blah from Shipping and Receiving. Are you Miss Kimmy?So random. Of all people, why did they call me and assume I'd know where Jason is? I must have signed for a ton of packages for him over the years...or something.
Me: Um...yes, I'm Kimmy (from now on, please call me Miss Kimmy)
Guy: Do you know Jason Goldman?
Me: Yes, I know him.
Guy: Do you know where we could find him? I have a package here for him.
Me: Actually, Jason doesn't work here anymore.
Guy: Do you have a forwarding address or can you get ahold of him?
Me: Hm...yeah, can you hang on a few minutes? I'll find him online.
IM to Jason
Me: hey. so shipping and receiving called me and have packages for you. what's your new forwarding address? i have no idea why they called me!
Jason: woah. weird.
From here forward, all former coworkers, please have your mail sent to me. I'll find out where you are and pass them on. Thanks.